Friends with Benefits.
A new movie that comes out this week. Let’s review it.
Well this just gets my goatee.
I know America has become a selfish, self-absorbed society with absolutely no regard for family values and morals, but this is just ridiculous!
I have tons of friends! Beauregaurd (my pigeon), this statue, this crack in the cement and craig. And NONE of them have jobs much less benefits! I don’t need friends with nice teeth or good health like some people do.
This guy is freaking out about his lack of benefits, because if he doesn’t get some soon, this nail biter won’t be his friend! Just look at his tie! He’s not going to land that job in the mail room looking like that!
You don’t need her friendship, buddy, you need a job!
Maybe you guys could just fuck and then you don’t have to worry about being friends. Everyone knows that friends can’t have sex and stay friends. Now that’s something I’d like to see. Can someone make a film about that? Trick question. You can’t.
TWO FORTIES DOWN
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